Life is so short, forgetting is so long
I asked my mom where’s the tv remote, she said it was on the couch…

she said underneath the pillow…

I asked my mom where’s the tv remote, she said it was on the couch…

she said underneath the pillow…

gf: babe come over
me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt everest
gf: my parents are out ;)
me:

IS HE OKAY??!!!!?
yes hes with his girlfriend now
I just want someone who won’t get annoyed when I text them six times or in all caps. Someone I can go on long drives with and can sing along to the radio with. Someone I can eat pizza with at 2am and kiss at 6pm. Someone who chooses me every day and never thinks twice about it.
How to spoon:
HOW TO SPOON